Thursday, March 08, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #9

Thirteen quick things...busy day.

1. Badly in need of a nap, up since 2:30am.
2. When you live 2 blocks from a hospital, a swollen foot because you kicked a wall when you were drunk the night before, does not require an ambulance.
3. When you ask for an ambulance for said foot you are likely to end up at a hospital across town due to strange patient load regulations for ambulance traffic.
4. If you'd limped the two blocks you'd be home by now.
5. Being really drunk at 3:45am also does not require an ambulance.
6. When you fall down the stairs because you are really drunk you will be placed on a long, hard, very uncomfortable board (to protect you from paralysis), placed in the ambulance and taken to the hospital.
7. If are really drunk at your mother's house at 4:50 am and call an ambulance she is likely to holler at you the entire time.
8. When you own a business with a wood shop and a heat detecting alarm, it really should at least have a door with a window so the firefighters called to said business in the middle of the freakin' night because the alarm has tripped know whether or not to break down said door.
9. If not you should absolutely not be pissed when they do.
10. I need to remember to have some gum in my bunkers.
11. I should not drink coffee before 4am.
12. I need light blocking curtains for my room.
13. Yawn.


Anonymous said...

As one of the members of a family that has rampany alcholism in our genes, I hope you can someday realize that budweiser stock will add to your fortunes and budweiser will just cause you to do stupid things long after the thrill is gone. I know for where I speak. You will do things everyonce in a while that will be somewhat stupid but you can blame that on old age. I saw the Topeka rowing club out on the lake the other day so it must be about time for a Regatta somewhere. MUD

Rebecca said...

This is too funny. LMAO!!! You need to teach your sister how to blog. I think she would enjoy it. Miss you!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

have a bad day honey?

smiles, bee