Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Just Some Good Advice

So...say you've been drinking.

And you've foolishly decided to drive your car.

And your car is old and maybe not well maintained and it breaks down on the highway late at night.

And the fire department shows up because a passerby thought perhaps your car might be on fire.

And the nice firefighter suggests strongly that you call someone to come get you. Instead of trying to wait until the car cools down and putting some more oil in the radiator. (which is always a good sign that you should not be driving)

And the firefighter explains that if the highway patrol will eventually stop by and then you will be in a world of s*#@.

And you make a few calls and try to get the firefighters to leave you, drunk and stupid on the side of the highway at night. (which they will NOT do)

It's probably not a good idea to get smart with the firefighter holding the radio.

Because she will then go to her fire truck and CALL the highway patrol and turn your drunk, stupid butt over to them and go back to her station and go back to sleep.

Should have just called them in the beginning.

So much for being nice.

7 comments:

June said...

Hey girl, have I mentioned lately that you are having a serious, butt kicking Mars-Saturn conjunction for the next few days? It is the definition of a good reason for clocking somebody...glad you called the cops instead! Stay cool...and can I just say I'm glad I won't be practicing until Saturday???

Jenn said...

chicken...

June said...

that's clucking correct! I'll be keeping my body parts out of the fryer for right now, thank you!

Rebecca said...

You are seriously funny. I love you.

MUD said...

My sense of humor is directly related to the time, temperature and my hunger. After breakfast (and several cups of coffee)in the AM I am jolly. Wake me up in the middle of the night and send me out on the road and I'll call the cops at a moments notice. Stupid people do stupid things and drinking and driving is right up there on the list. MUD

June said...

Can you say ORANGE? You GO girl...live like you mean it!

Jenn said...

I needed a change...