He asked the photographer (one of our goofy junior boys) to get a picture of him doing something coach like. Then he asked the kids to look astonished.
I didn't know 8 year olds even knew what 'astonished' meant!
See...this no TV thing is easy. Especially since I discovered I can listen to archived episodes of This American Life on my computer.
Study for the captain's test? Nahhh...